Monday, April 30, 2012

Jesus Is Coming Again recap -- April 30, 2012

Teaching a Sunday School class is a lot like launching a new product in the marketplace.  I painstakingly put together a lesson with discussion questions and video illustrations.  Then, it's revealed on Sunday morning to be voted thumbs-up or thumbs-down by you.

But, man.  The reception I got from this video still has me scratching my head. 


I never thought when I was getting this video ready that it would be met with snickers and guffaws.  I guess I was listening to the message more than looking at the people.  On reflection, though, it did look like Jesus (aka Guy Penrod), sporting a Texas-sized buckle, was belting out the third verse.

I'll be more careful next time.  Still, it wasn't a total loss.  At least I got you laughing (some hysterically); that's always good.

Remember the question we began with:  "If you could know with certainty that Christ would come one week from today, what would you do between now and then?"

Jesus is coming again.  No one knows when.  So we should live our lives as if it's later today.  That means we need to have those "uncomfortable" conversations with friends and family about where they stand with Jesus.  That means we need to be teaching our kids about Christ and what He did for them.  That means we need to be the hands and feet of God.

You won't be in it alone.  The Holy Spirit will guide you in what to do and what to say.  Just be receptive.  Listen.  Do.

I'll be praying for you this week; I ask for your prayers.  Live your life with purpose this week.  The time we have on earth is precious.  Use it wisely for God's glory.

Loyally yours,

Darren Bayne


"It is never too late to be what you might have been."  George Eliot

Friday, April 27, 2012

Remembering a Storm; Looking Forward to a Glorious Day -- April 27, 2012

Today is the first anniversary of the tornadoes that ravaged Alabama.  Do you remember where you were when the winds came through?

I was traveling home from Kentucky on April 27th, 2011.  My wife and kids had to ride out the storm without me.  Fortunately, they were able to stay with my parents.

As we look back on a day that brought horrendous destruction, we remember the lives changed.

But as bad as that day was, we had warnings that things would be rough.  We had time to prepare for it; time to run for cover.

Will it be that way when Christ returns?  The Bible says, "No".  We won't have James Spann telling us to get ready because tomorrow's forecast calls for a 100 percent chance of Rapture.

Sunday's lesson (9:50 a.m., right?) will look at Jesus' return.  Our scriptures will be from Matthew and Revelation.

Without tipping my hand on the specifics of our lesson, I will tell you that the three sections will be:
Join us Sunday morning at 9:50.  That's assuming Jesus doesn't come by then.  If the Rapture happens before class starts, I'll be the one fishing along the outside bend of a river tributary flowing into the crystal sea.  Heaven should have some whopping largemouth bass.


Finish Friday strong.  Enjoy Saturday with your family.  See you Sunday!

Loyally yours,

Darren Bayne

“Men of genius sometimes accomplish most when they work the least, for they are thinking out inventions and forming in their minds the perfect idea that they subsequently express with their hands.”  Leonardo da Vinci

Monday, April 23, 2012

Jesus Works Through His Church recap -- April 23, 2012

Remember that the main question from yesterday's lesson was "What if the only hands Jesus had were yours?".

Our final scripture passage was the Great Commission from Matthew 28:18-20 which is a command for all Christians.  Every person in our class has been given different gifts.  The only thing God commands you to do is use those gifts for Him.

We ended by looking at how our action can lead to a ripple effect years and years later.  We watched a video that told the story of one man who changed the course of our nation's history.  His name was Joshua Chamberlain, and he took his action during one of the most famous battles of the Civil War.  Here's the video...



Have a wonderful week!  Look for opportunities to be Christ's hands.

Loyally yours,

Darren Bayne


“Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. Weak men wait for opportunities; strong men make them.” – Orison Swett Marden

Friday, April 20, 2012

Excited but nervous -- April 20, 2012

To say that I'm excited about our lesson this week is an understatement.  It's going to be wonderful having the Ladies' Adult 6 class joining us.  But I'm also nervous.  It's sinking in that our guests will have lots more experience with the Bible than I do.  Can I keep them interested?  Will I bring something new to them and you?

Cue the diabolical laughter.

Our scriptures this week are Matthew 16:13-19 and Matthew 28:18-20.

Think about the following three questions for class on Sunday (9:50 a.m.):

"Who does the world say Jesus is?"
"Who do you say Jesus is?"
"What should you do about it?"

We'll look at what the Bible says and discuss answers to these three questions. 

It will definitely be Name-Tag Sunday this week--for both classes.  I want to see great interaction.  I'm even going toss down the gauntlet and challenge everyone to do something on Sunday.  You've got to be there to see if you've got the guts to do it.

So iron your "church clothes" Saturday night, set the alarm, and get you and the kids (if applicable) to Sunday School this week.

Finish Friday strong.  Enjoy Saturday with your family.  See you Sunday!

Loyally yours,

Darren Bayne


“One of the best places to start to turn your life around is by doing whatever appears on your mental ‘I should’ list.”  Jim Rohn

Friday, April 13, 2012

Choices, Choices, Choices -- April 13, 2012

This Bobby Petrino thing is fascinating.

It's a sports story that both males and females can discuss.  In case you don't know what I'm talking about, let me recap.  On April 1st (ironically), Bobby Petrino, the head football coach at the University of Arkansas, wrecked his motorcycle.  He suffered a couple broken ribs and severe "road rash" on his face.  The first statement released said he was alone on the bike.

Turns out he had a passenger.  Yes, 51-year-old Bobby Petrino, married father of four, had a 24-year-old female (who wasn't his wife) on the back of the motorcycle when the crash happened.

Turns out that passenger, Jessica Dorrell, was an Arkansas athletic department employee who was hired only days before by Petrino as the student-athlete development coordinator.

Turns out she got the job (presumably) because she had been having an "inappropriate relationship" with Petrino for a "significant period of time".  She's also received $20,000 from Petrino personally in the last six months.

A blog post from Greg Gilbert, a big Arkansas fan, intrigued me.  This was written before Jeff Long (Arkansas' Athletic Director) fired Bobby Petrino, but what it says is a bit of wisdom for all of us:

"This dark cloud was created by the choices of two people and as usual, bad choices will eventually land your ox (or Harley) in the ditch. As Mr. Long stated in the news conference, there is no committee. He will ultimately make this decision and We aren’t He. Hang with me. I want us to agree on something.

Point # 1. In most decisions or choices in life we are given two very visible options. Yes or No? Left or Right? Up or Down? Let me throw in two more options. Selfish or Selfless? A selfish decision considers ME and ME only. What I want and what I think is best for ME right now. A selfless decision considers the impact on others. Most people with high integrity will realize that a decision that benefits others will in turn, benefit them also. Can we agree that normally there are two routes and one is selfish and the other selfless?

Point # 2. Every decision Bobby Petrino and Jessica Dorrell made in the creation of this dark cloud was selfish. No one else was considered. The consideration of a spouse, fiancée, child, university, state or fan was nowhere in site. Don’t you just hate it when a decision impacts you and you are not consulted? (Sorry, don’t have time to talk about D.C. and politics.) None of us were even a glimmer in their mind. Can we agree that all decisions by the two parties were totally selfish?"

In this Petrino situation, no one comes out ahead.  It's a lose-lose-lose-lose-lose equation when you consider Petrino, his wife, his kids, Dorrell, and her fiance.

Choices made by two people have significant, short and long-term effects on others.  How many others?  Let's think it through.  Besides Petrino and Dorrell, Petrino's family, Dorrell's fiance, you must think about the assistant coaches for the Arkansas football team and their families.  Why them?  Because the new coach may not keep all the assistants; those ousted assistants will be looking for another job even though they did nothing wrong.  And don't forget the Arkansas fans.  They had just tasted success with their football program.  Now it comes crashing down.

Choices made by two people messed up the lives of countless others.

Choices, choices, choices.

Thinking of choices brought me to a question I ask both me and you, "As a Christian, are you choosing to follow Jesus every day?"

If you are a Christian, you have your "fire insurance".  But we are not to stop at just a decision to have Christ as our savior.  We are commanded to follow in Christ's footsteps in the way we live.

Our scripture passages this week (Sunday at 9:50 a.m.) are Galatians 2:19-21, Romans 6:1-7, and John 15:1-5.  We'll see what Paul and John have to say to us about being crucified with Christ, raised with Christ, and productive with Christ.

Finish Friday strong.  Enjoy Saturday with your family.  See you Sunday!

Loyally yours,

Darren Bayne


“The choices we make by accident are just as important as the choices we make by design.”  Dr. Shad Helmstetter

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Jesus Rose From The Dead recap -- April 10, 2012

What a magnificent Easter we had Sunday!

It was fun having a full house for Sunday School.  Next time, though, remember to use your "quiet voice" so we don't disrupt our neighbors.  Priceless!

Here's the Josh McDowell video we watched to begin our lesson...




We looked at the proofs the Bible gives about Jesus' resurrection.  Remember the proof of the guarded tomb, the proof of an empty tomb, and the proof of eyewitness accounts if anyone asks what proof you have of the Easter story.

We closed with "He's Alive" by Dolly Parton:


The question was posed as to the writer of the song.  It was written by Don Francisco.  For me, Easter isn't Easter without hearing this song.

Our praise report for this week was for the six who were baptized on April 1st.  It was a wonderful time.

Keep Easter in your heart this week and throughout the year.

Loyally yours,

Darren Bayne

"An idea in a cage is like a silver dollar buried in the ground.  Both are safe, but neither produces anything."  Dr. Myron S. Allen

Friday, April 6, 2012

The Proof of Jesus' Resurrection -- April 6, 2012

In high school, did you love Geometry?

Do you remember anything at all about Geometry?

Does the term "proof" come to mind?

You know, something like this (the angle sum theorem):

Since angle a, angle b, and angle c make a straight line,
angle a + angle b + angle c = 180 degrees
Since alternate interior angles are equal, angle a = angle x and angle b = angle y
Therefore, angle x + angle y + angle c = 180 degrees

Well, in Geometry, you use a series of proofs to get from a starting point to a conclusion.

This Sunday, we'll be looking at a different set of "proofs" to show that Jesus rose from the dead.  Our scripture passages will be Matthew 27:62-66, Matthew 28:5-8, and Luke 24:13-16,32-33,35

Simply put, we'll explore the proof of a guarded tomb, the proof of an empty tomb, and the proof of eyewitness accounts.

The goal for Sunday is to give you the ammunition you need to answer this question from non-believers:  "What proof do you have that Jesus really rose from the dead?"

If you'll be out of town visiting family for Easter, I pray for your safe travels.  But if you're in town, I hope to see you Sunday morning at 9:50 a.m.  If you get there earlier, you can partake of the refreshments and fellowship in the choir room from 9:20 to 9:50.

Finish Friday strong.  Enjoy Saturday with your family.  See you Sunday!

Loyally yours,

Darren Bayne


"Days are expensive. When you spend a day you have one less day to spend. So make sure you spend each one wisely."  Jim Rohn

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Jesus Died for Our Sins recap

Thank you for indulging my screenwriting, broadcasting, and acting on Sunday.  Look for opportunities to tell others the Easter story this week.  Invite them to come with you this Sunday.

Keep your heart open to ways you can be a blessing this week.  You have a wonderful story to tell about Jesus.

As we talked about Sunday, the disciples had lots of thoughts running through their minds on Saturday.  Jesus had been crucified and placed in the grave.  They hoped for His resurrection but weren't sure.  As a Christian, you know how the story ends.  Live your life to point others to Christ.

Remember It's Friday but Sunday's Coming.

Loyally yours,

Darren Bayne


"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." -- Groucho Marx

Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Disciples' Thoughts on the Day After Jesus' Crucifixion


It is Saturday evening of Passover Week here in Jerusalem.  I’m Morris Mayer, your humble correspondent from JNN—Jerusalem News Network—Pontius Pilate’s most trusted television network.

This is shaping up to be a Passover like no other.  Just six short days ago, this town was worked into a frenzy by the arrival of one man—Jesus of Nazareth.  Many in the crowd believed him to be the Messiah—a king to lead them out of the oppression of the Romans.

We showed you video of that donkey ride by Jesus earlier this week on this very show.  We also showed you how Jesus went into the temple and, with righteous fury, drove the money changers out.

But that was just the beginning of a tumultuous Passover celebration.

Beginning Thursday night, things took a surreal turn.  Jesus of Nazareth was arrested in the Garden of Gethsemane.  He was brought before Caiaphas, the head of the Sanhedrin, then before Pilate himself.

After being sentenced to death by crucifixion, Jesus was beaten, nailed to a cross, and hung for all Jerusalem to see.

After dying on that cross, His body was laid in a tomb owned by Joseph of Arimathea.  To prevent the curious from getting too close, Roman guards have been stationed at the stone covering the tomb.

We have three guests joining us today by a remote feed somewhere in Jerusalem.  I cannot tell you the exact location, but it is an upper room of local residence.

Joining us are Peter, James, and John.  All three were disciples of Jesus of Nazareth and knew Him well.  Thank you gentlemen for being part of our show.

We have eyewitness accounts of events from the last few days.  Audience members, the accounts are in the books you have with you.

I need an audience member to read the first eyewitness account on page 42.

Matthew 26:26 As they were eating, Jesus took bread, blessed and broke it, gave it to the disciples, and said, “Take and eat it; this is My body.” 27 Then He took a cup, and after giving thanks, He gave it to them and said, “Drink from it, all of you. 28 For this is My blood that establishes the covenant; it is shed for many for the forgiveness of sins. 29 But I tell you, from this moment I will not drink of this fruit of the vine until that day when I drink it in a new way in My Father’s kingdom with you.”

MAYER:  Our first guest is James.  He was a fisherman.  One of the first men called to be a disciple of Jesus.

Describe to me, James, the mood of your group on Thursday night.

JAMES:  Jesus and our disciple crew have celebrated a couple other Passovers together.  Jesus was more subdued than usual.  Like something was on his mind.  He must have wanted a way to remember this Last Supper together.  After we ate, Jesus asked everyone to come to one side of the table to get our picture taken.  [Show “Last Supper” picture to camera]  I’ll treasure this picture forever.

I’m still trying to wrap my brain around what Jesus said and did at our Passover meal.  On that cross, His body was broken and He did shed His blood.  And according to the Scriptures, shedding blood is a requirement to forgive our sins.

After what happened yesterday, some things just seem so petty.

I wanted to sit with my brother at a place of honor next to Jesus when he established His Kingdom.  Well, actually, our mom wanted that.  Only the best for her boys.

But with Jesus gone, he won’t be starting a kingdom anytime soon.  I don’t know if I’ve ever felt more alone than I do right now.

You know, it was hard to have a bad day when Jesus was around.  He was actually a pretty funny guy.  He laughed a lot.  His smile just made me feel better.  And when He looked at me, it felt like He saw every thought I had.  I’m going to miss that.

What do we do now?  My brother, John, and I laid down our fishing nets to follow Jesus three years ago.  What will our dad, Zebedee, say when we come crawling back?  Will we be the laughing stock of Galilee?

We invested our lives with Jesus.  Was it all for nothing?

MAYER:  Thank you, James.  Does anyone in the audience have a comment on anything James said?

Moving on, I need an audience member to read the second eyewitness account on page 43.

Matthew 26:36 Then Jesus came with them to a place called Gethsemane, and He told the disciples, “Sit here while I go over there and pray.” 37 Taking along Peter and the two sons of Zebedee, He began to be sorrowful and deeply distressed. 38 Then He said to them, “My soul is swallowed up in sorrow—to the point of death. Remain here and stay awake with Me.” 39 Going a little farther, He fell facedown and prayed, “My Father! If it is possible, let this cup pass from Me. Yet not as I will, but as You will.”

MAYER:  Our next guest is Peter.  Please fill us in on anything left out of the story.

PETER:  That eyewitness account is accurate but not complete.  Yes, Jesus asked James and John and me to go up to Gethsemane with him.  Yes, Jesus asked us to pray for Him.

But my sorry butt fell asleep.  And not just once, but three times.  Here’s Jesus, praying his heart out and the three of us were cat-napping.  We’re supposed to be his best friends and we can’t even stay awake to pray for Him.

You want see a total screw-up, just look at me! 

I always thought of myself as Jesus’ protector, his bodyguard.  But when men came to arrest Jesus, did I attack one of the Roman soldiers?  No, my crappy self cut off the ear of the high priest’s slave.  An ear, did you hear me?  An ear.

Jesus told me to lower my weapon, and I did.  Then, Jesus healed the slave’s ear.

I had to follow the men who took Jesus.  I had to know what was happening.  People recognized me as one of Jesus’ followers.  But what did I do?  Did I stand up bravely and say, “Yes, Jesus is my friend”?  Not my lousy hide.  Oh no!  Three times people asked if I was in Jesus’ group.  And three times I denied it.  After the third time, a rooster announced the morning by crowing.  Jesus told me Thursday evening I’d deny him three times before daybreak on Friday.  At the time, I told Him he was crazy.  I told Him I’d die for Him before I denied Him.  I can’t believe how dumb I am.

Do you know that not long ago, Jesus said I was the rock He would build His church upon?  More like a stumbling block if you ask me.  This “rock” is crushed.  There’s nothing I can offer Jesus, even if He was here.  I feel like a shell of a man.

But you know what?  I’m holding out hope for a miracle.  I was there when Jesus called Lazarus from the grave.  If anyone can return from being dead, it’s Jesus. 

If He does what He said He would, my mission in life will be to do everything he taught.  With God’s help, I’ll be an instrument for Him.  I decided to follow Jesus three years ago; I’m not going to stop now.

MAYER:  Thank you, Peter.  What say you, audience, about what you just heard?

I need an audience member to read the final eyewitness account on page 44.

Mattew 27:45 From noon until three in the afternoon darkness came over the whole land. 46 About three in the afternoon Jesus cried out with a loud voice, “Elí, Elí, lemá sabachtháni?” that is, “My God, My God, why have You forsaken Me?”
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50 Jesus shouted again with a loud voice and gave up His spirit. 51 Suddenly, the curtain of the sanctuary was split in two from top to bottom; the earth quaked and the rocks were split. 52 The tombs were also opened and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised. 53 And they came out of the tombs after His resurrection, entered the holy city, and appeared to many.
54 When the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they were terrified and said, “This man really was God’s Son!”

MAYER:  Next up is John; he’s actually James’ brother.  They are known by their friends as the “Sons of Thunder”.  John, tell us about what happened at the cross.

JOHN:  Did you know I was the only one of our group who actually went to the cross?  I’ve never before seen anything as gruesome.  And all I could do is stand there.  Watching.  Hoping.  Crying.

I hope you never have to see someone you love hanging on a cross.  You start wishing they would die quickly to spare them more pain.  It hurt me just seeing it.

Before he died, Jesus asked me for a huge favor.  Jesus’ mother, Mary, was there next to me at the cross.  Jesus looked at His mom and said, I’ll never forget His words; Jesus said to Mary, “Dear woman, here is your son”.  Meaning me.  Then he said to me, “Here is your mother”. 

If I do nothing else in my life, I swear I will take care of Mary.  She is now just as much family as my own mother is. 

I’ve seen Jesus do and say so many great things.  I could write a book with all the stuff I saw.  But who would read it now that he’s gone?

I watched as they took his lifeless body from that cross.  Oh, how I wish I could see Jesus just one more time.

MAYER:  Thank you, John.  Thank you, James.  Thank you, Peter.

Now we come to the portion of our show where I give my view of the issue.

So, let’s summarize the last two days.  Jesus of Nazareth, the man many believed to be the answer to centuries of prayers, was arrested, beaten, died on a cross, and was buried in a tomb.  Roman soldiers guarding the tomb as we speak.

Jesus’ followers have scattered like cockroaches when the lights come on.  I met off-camera with the 12, excuse me, 11 disciples before our broadcast.  Let me say I was not that impressed with the motley crew.

Jesus must have been the glue that held everything together.  Even accounting for the grief they all showed, none seemed like the kind of man that could take the torch that Jesus lit.

For example, Peter kept asking if I heard a rooster crowing.  He’s really gone off the deep end.

Wait a minute.  My producer says that a tape was just delivered to the studio.  The clip was put together late last night according to the time stamp.  It contains a message and scenes from the past 48 hours.

Wait a second.  I thought we had the only cameras covering this Jesus thing.  OK, OK.  Roll tape!


Maybe this story isn’t over yet.  This clip suggests that something big will happen tomorrow.  This correspondent and his team will cover whatever happens.

Join us this time next week for an update on the twists and turns this Jesus saga takes.

I am Morris Mayer, your host on JNN.

Copyright 2012 by Darren Bayne

***EDITOR’S NOTE***  Morris Mayer is the name of my character in this skit.  But Morris Mayer is also the name of a dear friend and mentor.  Dr. Mayer was my Faculty Advisor while I was in college.  I worked for him for my four years of undergraduate studies.  He genuinely cared about people.  He taught me about “civic rent”—paying back the community for the blessings I’d received.  I cherish the time I spent with him.  Dr. Mayer died a few years ago but his legacy will live through me and others he touched.